towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

woodmeat:

son i just walked in the kitchen and saw a fully cooked hot dog lying on the floor im scared for my life son. im in this bitch alone and i got a disrespectful ass ghost wasting food i dont got to spare

reallifetomato:

bevgodsgirls:

frigerator:

I support thick thighs

Thick thighs support me

Then my calves, followed by my feet. Thank you body, thank you.

frickin:

Im a fun person ok but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking raisin